Rob's helping me out

(Robbie williams - Hello Sir)

Hello girl, remember me?
I'm the man you thought I'd never be
The boy who you reduced to tears
Lad called 'bingy' for six whole years.

Yes, that's right, my name's Bob
The one who landed the scientist job
The one you told, look don't touch
The kid who wouldn't amount to much.

Well, I'm here and you're still there
With fake eyelashes and dyed blonde hair.
Hennes & Mauritz trousers that you think are smart
Married to the bloke who teaches art.

Married to the life, married to that fool
I wanna sing and dance girl; now who's the tool?
Sing and dance, you thought I was barmy
Settle down bingy, join the army.

And who are you to tell me this?
The dream I want I'll have to miss
Girl is God, she's been given the right
To restructure lives overnight.

Now I know life's true path
skanks and bums that'll be a laugh
No, not me I'm a mega civilian
I won't lead my life riding pillion.

But thanks for the advice and I'm sure it'll do
For the negative bitches just like you.
As for now I've a different weapon
Stage and screen is about to beckon.

And here I sit in high class
Bollocks girl, kiss my arse... 

(for those select few who have actually been reading my stuff since 2004, jep, this poem was responsible for a lot of stuff I wrote, said and did)