Days of sun, when the box isn't working

(Slow Club - When I go)

If I'd walk around the world on my own, and you do the same, would you like to join me to Tattooine?

When we turn 30, and none of us has been in space, would you hold my hand when we are tripping on space-cake in the US?

When we are getting our PhD's, and our regression curves fail miserably, will you join me in laughing at social sciences?

If you are still single and post doc. going strong, will you help me with making the lives of grad students miserable.

When the LHC is decommissioned will you dance with me at the beam dump with a fluorescence screen?

When abiotic oil is finally accepted and understood, will you help me building a hydrogen economy anyway?

If the Euro falls, would you like to emigrate with me to China, and make money on teaching students to dream?

If we are not in power by the age of 45 would you allow me to help you organize a coup to ditch this system for a plutocracy?

If you haven't got any baby's by the age of 40, will you join me in covering the IVF clinic with toilet paper and rotten eggs?

When all of America finally understands evolution, arithmetics, cultural differences and basic scientific rigour, will you join me for a cocktail in Cuba?

When the sun stops shining, will you help me rekindle it with all magentic gluon repulsor that you and me can build together?

If I dominate the world from my secret volcano lair, will you help me fend of the secret services?

If all the answers to the above are yes, will you stay with me a little longer?